How long can you survive before you are spiked by the walls? They keep closing in on you! When you're spiked it logs you off automatically.
Don't Wake The Sysop Make Logging Off Fun!
So you want to Wake the Sysop! How daring are you? Do you want to page him, call him on the phone, knock on his door, or YELL outside his window? If you wake him, you get logged off automatically.